good evening, Mr. Scrote. I’ve been expecting you.
i had v and decided to “prank” my brother and im very proud i cant wait until he gets home (wITH HIS GIRLFRIEND EHWJKFGHEW?)
OH MY GOD ok my brother came home and first he saw the one on his door and he chuckled and said “hahaha thanks for the picture” then he opens his door a bit to turn the light on and I hear him from the next room say “hahahaha its on the light switch. hahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD ITS EVERYWHERE OH GOD CHJEUIFVBRWRJKISFBNV” IM CRYING THIS WAS BETTER THAN I EXPECTED
(via pizzaforpresident)
Anonymous asked: it appalls me that you find kitchen jokes funny and tolerable. you realise that when a man tells one of these jokes he is reinforcing to all of his male friends that it is OK to treat women as if their main use is to serve and obey? of course most of them are just 'joking' but then what’s funnier than jokes about kitchens, sandwiches, and stupid women? does it not occur to you that many women have been treated as inferior their whole lives and are sick of it?
just now found all these butthurt anons. Women make fun of men and treat them as inferior all the time, call them stupid, and find them incapable of doing anything like clean up after themselves, dress themselves, or keep good hygiene. Sure, plenty of women have been treated as inferior, but a lot of the time it’s the ones who haven’t with a stick up their asses on issues like these. No one said abuse was ok, but if a man asks a woman to make him a sandwich, it wouldn’t hurt her to do so, but if she wants I guess she can say no. Bitches lack sandwich making skills these day….smh….
I’ll share it once I’ve committed to posting more. xo darlings